Picture this: you’re turning up to Sunday dinner at your Nan’s house, wearing your favourite brand new not-so-new-looking jeans, all ripped-up, shredded, as though they’ve been chewed at by a mob of hungry French Bulldog puppies (aww.) Your Nan catches sight of them, and despite the fact you’re a completely responsible adult with an actual house plant that’s not quite dead yet, she launches into an attack on the state of your jeans, moaning away at the youth of today and how scruffy we all are. You also notice she gives you one less biscuit with your cup of tea. None of this matters because a) roughed-up denim is obviously the look du jour and b) you want to feel your best in a bikini on holiday and that biscuit is definitely the one thing stopping you from getting abs that would make Kendall Jenner cry.
So if you want to piss your nan off then embrace these ripped up jeans in all of their glory. Not enough? Use the words totes, OMG, and pepper every sentence with a neat dose of ‘like’. Oh, and tell her, of course, that you voted remain in #Brexit.